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i took nyquil and tylenol night time cold and flu

and then ate mcdonalds

and am feeling a bit better but im waiting for the nyquil to kick in

10 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 |J

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11 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

melkior:

send hELP

11 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Mmmm yes 11pm Kroger medicine run and mcdonalds

12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J
12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

kissingcullens:

(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…

12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Oh my god

Two years or so not getting sick and my body has just deflated

12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son
12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
pleatedjeans:

excuse me while i look fabulous [x]

pleatedjeans:

excuse me while i look fabulous [x]

12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

dollsahoy:

cryptfly:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

thesabbit:

cannibalcoalition:

witknitch:

MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS

*STARTS PANICKING*

CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.

OH SHIT OH SHIT

*vibrates*

12 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

gonna lay down

most likely gonna sleep on and off and hate everything

14 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #especially this thunderstorm #that's like 1 on my list right now 

It’s the world’s tiniest Bluetooth.

14 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

yup it’s official i’m sick

15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J

macromvontus:

candiedmoon:

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

this is the cutest thing ever and I can’t handle it

seals are literally puppies with flippers

15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

15 hours ago on July 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE