Oh isn't that clever?

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*to the tune of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman*

Do you wanna be a porn star?

You’d only have to be a porn star.

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #god help me #it's all i hear in my head #frozen #nsfw #porn #porn star 
All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.
- (10 word story)
4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #$38 #wellp 
4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
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Song: ME @ ORLANDO BLOOM
Artist: The Book of Mormon
Album: Two by Two
Played: 19,396 times.

adambrownslefttesticle:

me @ orlando bloom rn

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

popculturebrain:

New Photos: ‘Into the Woods' | People

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

basedgosh:

HELLO BOYS YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE SAD IF THE GIRL YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL HER A WHORE/SLUT/PRUDE BITCH ETC AND THINK YOURE ENTITLED TO HER NETHER REGIONS

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

4 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #oh how i enjoyed watching this 

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #this is who i want to be when i grow up #by grow up i mean like #in the industry #i want to be the queen 

slayerofevil:

stupidlullabies:

thatlalagirl:

I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”

I mean. Really.

sounds legit.

When I become a famous celebrity, I’m going to make references to fan jokes and theories in my stories all the time.

5 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #I cannot wait until I'm a showrunner #and can sit back and watch my fandom scream that they hate #yet love me #but not in the way people yell at moffat #in the better way #obviously 

king-piss-baby:

RIDICULOUS HEIGHT DIFFERENCES IN COUPLES

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5 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Actor Chris Pratt beamed down to our sector of the universe Monday night to surprise an auditorium full of deserving kids in a special New York Daily News and Disney Studios sponsored charity screening of the superheroes-in-space flick.

And the 35-year-old actor who plays the hero Star-Lord in the Marvel movie stayed in the theater until every last one of them who wanted to take a picture with him got their selfie.

“That was really fun, this is what is all about,” said a visibly touched Pratt after the show. “I get impatient sometimes being on a promotional tour all the time, but something like this I would sit here as long as it took to take a picture with every one of those guys.”

“Tonight was really special to me.”

Pratt stayed long past the time his security detail was supposed to whisk him away to answer questions and give some words of wisdom.

5 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE